{"product_id":"workflow-autopsy-starter-review","title":"Workflow Autopsy - Starter Review","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQuiet pilot: three paid client spots at $150 CAD each.\u003c\/strong\u003e I am testing this service with three real-world workflows before I stop, review the results, and decide what changes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSome workflows do not fail because people are lazy. They fail because no one has turned the repeated decisions into a clear system.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Workflow Autopsy - Starter Review is a focused diagnostic service for one messy business, admin, document, content, or operations workflow. You send one workflow that keeps breaking, slowing you down, or creating confusion. I review it and return a written report that identifies the leak points, repeated decisions, human review gates, and one fast visible win you can act on first.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is not a full implementation build. It is the diagnosis and roadmap. You receive the report. You decide whether to act on it yourself or purchase a separate implementation engagement later.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eGood Fit If\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou keep repeating the same decisions, file movements, approvals, follow-ups, or explanations.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYour documents, folders, emails, product listings, content drafts, forms, or handoffs keep turning into a pile.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou use AI tools but the outputs feel inconsistent, generic, or hard to control.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou need a clear outside look at one process before you build a larger system.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou want a practical report, not a vague motivational productivity sermon.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch2\u003eWhat You Receive\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA written Workflow Autopsy report delivered by email.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA plain-language summary of the workflow problem.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe main leak points where time, attention, quality, or money may be getting lost.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRepeated decisions that should become rules, templates, checklists, or documented steps.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTasks that should stay human because judgment, privacy, approval, money, legal exposure, or voice matters.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTasks that may be good candidates for template support or AI-assisted drafting.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOne fast visible win: a concrete first action, routing rule, naming rule, checklist, folder path, or decision point you can use quickly.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA recommended next action and a possible upgrade path if the workflow needs a larger build later.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch2\u003eWhat You Send After Purchase\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eAfter purchase, you will receive intake questions by email. The work begins after one clear workflow has been named and accepted.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe name of the one workflow you want reviewed.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhere the workflow starts and where it ends.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhat keeps going wrong or feeling harder than it should.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAny relevant examples, screenshots, documents, notes, instructions, or file\/folder descriptions.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAny tools or platforms involved, such as Shopify, email, spreadsheets, Google Drive, Dropbox, local folders, Notion, ChatGPT, Claude, or other AI tools.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAny limits I should respect, including privacy, budget, accessibility, approval rules, or staff capacity.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch2\u003eOne Workflow Rule\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eOne purchase covers one workflow. If your submission contains several workflows, I will ask you to choose one for this review. Additional workflows require separate reviews.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eWhat This Does Not Include\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNo full automation build.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNo custom software development.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNo setup inside your accounts unless separately agreed later.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNo legal, medical, financial, tax, investment, or regulated compliance advice.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNo emergency or safety-critical workflow review.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNo guarantee of revenue, traffic, ranking, sales, funding, platform approval, or business results.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNo unlimited revisions.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNo full Bible Stack or larger implementation build unless purchased separately later.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch2\u003eNot Eligible For This Service\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis service cannot be used for workflows that require professional legal, medical, financial, tax, investment, clinical, emergency, safety-critical, or regulated compliance judgment. If the submitted workflow falls into one of those categories, the order may be declined or redirected before work begins.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eDelivery Timeline\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eDelivery is by email within 5 business days after intake is accepted. If the intake is incomplete, vague, or contains multiple workflows, the clock does not begin until the workflow is narrowed and accepted.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003ePurchase Boundary\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eBy purchasing this service, you are purchasing a diagnostic report for one workflow. You are not purchasing a full build, automation setup, software installation, account configuration, legal\/medical\/financial\/tax advice, or guaranteed business result. If your intake contains multiple workflows, I will ask you to choose one for this review.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Paranoid People Live Longer","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":66778261061677,"sku":null,"price":150.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0700\/1964\/5485\/files\/WorkflowAutopsyCover.png?v=1780024891","url":"https:\/\/paranoidpeoplelivelonger.com\/products\/workflow-autopsy-starter-review","provider":"Paranoid People Live Longer","version":"1.0","type":"link"}